Ghetto Resume

GHETTO RESUME

Rozonda LaQueeta "Pookie" Jenkins
2036 South Side Skreet Projects
Compton, CA 90322
Phone: Cut off right now but will be back on by the 15th.

ADJECTIVE

To one day fulfill my dream of becoming a Soul Train Dancer and, you know, gittin my shit togetha and stuff. I also hope to one day be the best cosmotologecalist in the 'hood.'

SKEELS

I do hurh and nails in my kitchen and I use my glitter and weave bonding glue for arts and crafts and stuff. I do braids in any texture or color; synthetoc or human hurh.

EDJUMACATION

The "GET YOURS" Home Correspondence Course, INC:
Big Mamma's House of Hurh 'N Nails 'N Fried Chicken 'N Stuff (Gradiated with honors for the most extensions don in a year's time) WURK SPERIENCE
January 10,1999-January 30,1999 Big Daddy's Motel Motor Lodge, Bar & Grill, Pool Hall, Bait 'N TackleShop
Reason for leaving: I got sick 'n tired of Big Daddy hittin on me.

March 1,1999-November 1,1999 The Golden Tooth Dental & Jewelry Emporium
I loveded this job cuz they gave me a free toof ary monf and now I can spell my baby daddy name but they done up and fired me cuz I let one of my homeboys sniff the laughing gas. He just smelt it, he don't do drugs no mo.

November 2,1999-November 10,1999 My Baby Daddy's Day Care Center, Car Wash & Barber Shop
Reason for leaving: They tried to work a sistuh ta deaf and I got thangs ta do!

November 12, 1999- November 14, 1999 Kim Fung Toi's House of Rice & Skrimps 'N Stuff
Reason For Leaving: You don't even wanna know

Jimmy's Jheri Curls & Motor Lube
Reason for leaving: Hospitalized for spine injury when I slipped on an overflow of activator.

The Ike Turner Pimp Slap Recovery Center
(They have lovely commodations; yes I worked there and was a patient too.)
Reason for leaving: Center closed down cuz Tina Turner done refused Ike's request to give a benefit concert and donate the money to Ike. Ike say Tina done got beside huhseff since she a big star and arythang. He say he remember when she was Anna Mae Bullock from Nut Bush, Tennessee.

REFFURNACES:

Lawanda Jenkins (from up the skreet)
Hezakiah Clevestus "The Playa" Jones (my homie's cuzzin's babydaddy)
The Right Reverend Aliza Benjarmin "ineedadrank" O'grady, Pastor - Greater Mt. Carmel Church of God in Christ Kingdom Hall of Our Lady of Saints Holy Rosary Latter Day Seventh Advent Saints Episcapaleen Sanctified Non-Denominational Baptist Church Inc., (a not-for-profit agency.)